A FOX NEWS EXCLUSIVE
A bus full of housewives going on a picnic, fell into a river, all died.
Each husband cried for a week.
One husband continued to cry for more than 2 weeks !!!
When asked that did he miss his wife so much ?
He replied miserably :
“No. My wife missed the bus !!!”
A POT PREACHER AT THE YUPPY CHURCH IN LA
In heaven God told all husbands & wives to gather for a meeting!
He told the men to stand in two queues…
Those who are controlled by their wives & those who control their wives!
Only 1 man stood in the second Queue…
God said “So you control ur wife?”
Man: “R u CRAZY ???
My wife told me to stand here…”
AT HAPPYMEN.ORG HQ. WE HIRED INTERNS.
A Junior in HappyMen.org office dialed the boss’s extension by mistake & said:
“Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in 2 min” ☕
Boss shouted: “Do you know whom you are talking to? 😡
Junior : No!
Boss : I’m the BOSS 👺
Junior (in same loud angry tone): Do you know whom you are talking to.. ?
Boss : No…. !!
Junior : THANK GOD (& disconnected)
WHITE HOUSE TO RESTRUCTURE AMAZON
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