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A FOX NEWS EXCLUSIVE
A bus full of housewives going on a picnic, fell into a river, all died.
Each husband cried for a week.
One husband continued to cry for more than 2 weeks !!!
When asked that did he miss his wife so much ?
He replied miserably :
“No. My wife missed the bus !!!”
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A POT PREACHER AT THE YUPPY CHURCH IN LA
In heaven God told all husbands & wives to gather for a meeting!
He told the men to stand in two queues…
Those who are controlled by their wives & those who control their wives!
Only 1 man stood in the second Queue…
God said “So you control ur wife?”
Man: “R u CRAZY ???
My wife told me to stand here…”

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AT HAPPYMEN.ORG HQ. WE HIRED INTERNS.
A Junior in HappyMen.org office dialed the boss’s extension by mistake & said:
“Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in 2 min” β˜•
Boss shouted: “Do you know whom you are talking to? 😑
Junior : No!
Boss : I’m the BOSS πŸ‘Ί
Junior (in same loud angry tone): Do you know whom you are talking to.. ?
Boss : No…. !!
Junior : THANK GOD (& disconnected)

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WHITE HOUSE TO RESTRUCTURE AMAZON
The Presidential inquiry into Amazon.com business policies finally reached a popular conclusion. If Amazon.com starts matrimonial services πŸ‘¬, they will become the No.1 site in the world 🌎 because they have a 30 day return πŸ’«policy no questions asked..

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